1 elephant
2 rabbits
Salt and pepper
Cut elephant into small bite-size pieces. (This usually takes 2 months.) Add enough brown gravy to cover (approx. 500 gallons). Cook over kerosene fire for about 5 weeks at 450°. This will serve 4,000 people. If more are expected, the rabbit may be added, but only if necessary, as most people don’t like to find hare in their stew!